10 REASONS TO HIRE A FREELANCER
1. Who else likes to work on Saturday?
2. Two words: instant scapegoat.
3. Freelancers don't download porn on company computers.
4. Get fresh idaes, or at least a new water cooler joke.
5. You're really, really, really lonely.
6.They don't work in the office, so they don't steal supplies.
7.Fearlessness in the face of evil clients.
8. There's a crummy project that no one wants to do.
9. You laid off your full-time creative staff.
10. It was due yesterday.